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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 23:58

Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
☆ what's the thing that made u fell in love with your bias?
Still no good
So they tried
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
What are some mind-blowing facts that sound unreal but are actually true?
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.